| 004 - LET ME IN! |
[April 02 2010 / 02:30pm] |
[WARDED TO MINISTRY EMPLOYEES]
On behalf of my Department, apologies. On behalf of myself? OH MY FUCKING GOD. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE JUST TO GET INTO MY OFFICE?
That is all.
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| 003 - INTERVIEW - BLACK. |
[March 26 2010 / 04:33pm] |
[PRIVATE TO MR. SIRIUS BLACK]
Mr. Black, if you would KINDLY respond to this message ASAP, then we may commence the interview process. And then I have to interview Ce Oh good lord. Can't someone else do it?
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| 002 - A LIFE NOT LIVED. |
[March 22 2010 / 01:08pm] |
[PRIVATE TO CEDRIC]
Cedric! This is just a quick note to make sure that the network is in fine working condition, standard protocol etc. etc. etc. If you would kindly respond to this message ASAP, that would be very helfpul.
Again, I've been asked to remind you to refrain as best as possible from alarming the public by writing entries without wards. It is the suggestion of the Department of Mysteries that your return to society be gradual.
If you have ANY QUESTIONS, I am more than happy to answer them for you!
Have a good day!
[END PRIVATE]
[PRIVATE TO MR. SIRIUS BLACK]
SIR, I hope that this message finds you well. It has come to the attention of the Department of Mysteries, Ministry of Magic that your return to the land of the living life life is not an isolated event. If you are aware of any one else who may have previously been dead, we beg that you contact us immediately. You may contact me personally via these journals IF YOU WISH and if it is easier for you.
ADDITIONALLY, I would like the chance to arrange a meeting with you in order to check on your progress. As I'm now Babysitter for the Undead and my boss thinks I have no life I am available at any time.
THANK YOU! Have a great day!
[END PRIVATE]
I have a headache that just WILL NOT go away.
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| 001 - TESTING. |
[March 20 2010 / 11:00am] |
TESTING. TESTING. ONE. TWO. THREE.
[PRIVATE TO MR. SIRIUS BLACK]
Sir, I would GREATLY APPRECIATE if you would kindly respond to this message ASAP. This entry is merely for testing purposes to ensure that the network is indeed in fine working condition, please DO NOT BE ALARMED.
AGAIN. We remind you to REFRAIN as BEST AS POSSIBLE from alarming the public by writing entries without wards. We suggest that your return to society be GRADUAL.
If you have ANY QUESTIONS, I am more than happy to answer them for you if I actually know the answers which right now I don't because this is so fucking WEIRD or find out for you.
Have a good day! [END PRIVATE]
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